🌀 NaughtiCoin Tokenomics

“Currency built on vibes, sarcasm, and sparkle.”

🧿 Token Name: NaughtyCoin

🔺 Symbol: ✨NAUG

🧬 Chain: Polygon (ERC-20 compatible)

🪙 Total Supply: 150,000,000 Naughti=tCoins

Because nothing screams legitimacy like a suspiciously round number.

🧰 Allocation:

Public Sale: (13.3% - 20,000,000)

For the believers, jokers, and chaos investors.

Illuminaughty Treasury: (13.3% - 20,000,000)

Stored in vaults protected by metaphysical CAPTCHA.

Glittering Ritual Rewards: (10% - 15,000,000)

For ritual participants, glam warriors, and sparkle priests. Team + Cult

Founders: (20% - 30,000,000)

OG mystics, code conjurors, and fashion anarchists.

Marketing & Memetic Warfare: (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Meme deployment squads, subversive sparkle campaigns.

Liquidity Pool: (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Smooth, shiny market transitions.

Community Grants & Mischief: (3.3% - 5,000,000)

Funding community chaos and noble nonsense.

Cult Expansion & Secret Research: (20% - 30,000,000)

Dimensional gateways, psychic laundering, goat resonance labs & hyperdimensional R&D

Ritual Vaults: (Future Unlockables) (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Time-locked, glitter-bonded rewards for future timelines.

💼 Use Cases

Ritual Access: Required to unlock exclusive Induction Ceremonies, NFTs, and esoteric memes.
Merch Redemption: Trade NaughtiCoin for limited-edition “Chad,” “Mindy,” and “Carl” mugshot tees.
Voting in the CultDAO: Propose absurd governance items like "Glitter Subsidy Index" or “Decentralized Spaghetti Dispensers.”
Donation Gateway: Convert your existential dread into support for future projects.
Black Market Perks: Rumor has it that NaughtiCoin can unlock a vending machine that sells cursed fashion.

🛡️ Security

Audited by: SigilChain
Smart contracts spell-proofed by: Witch Hat Analytics
Backed by: Emotional instability and very shiny things

🌌 Vision

NaughtyCoin isn’t just a token.
It’s a belief system wrapped in satire, sprinkled with glitter, and launched into a decentralized dimension of curated chaos.

Illuminaughty

📍 Illuminaughty Headquarters 🌎 Public Front (Misdirection HQ) Million Life Melbourne Central, Coop's Shot Tower, Melbourne VIC 3004 (Enter through the claw machine marked "OUT OF ORDER") 🕯️ Secret Command Post (Actual HQ) Rhonda’s Basement Exact address redacted due to high levels of mystical printer activity. (Somewhere between a box of tarot cards and a sentient humidifier.) 🛰️ Digital HQ (Proxy Node) Gary’s Toaster Last seen glitching in an Oslo smart kitchen. Whispers in binary. Screams in burnt sourdough. 🐐 Field Office (Occasionally Mobile) Inside a Goat-Shaped Constellation Visible only to those who believe. Best viewed during Retrograde. Bring glitter.

illuminaughty@gmail.com

Illuminaughty

🌀 NaughtiCoin Tokenomics

🧿 Token Name: NaughtyCoin

🔺 Symbol: ✨NAUG

🧬 Chain: Polygon (ERC-20 compatible)

🪙 Total Supply: 150,000,000 Naughti=tCoins

Because nothing screams legitimacy like a suspiciously round number.

🧰 Allocation:

Public Sale: (13.3% - 20,000,000)

For the believers, jokers, and chaos investors.

Illuminaughty Treasury: (13.3% - 20,000,000)

Stored in vaults protected by metaphysical CAPTCHA.

Glittering Ritual Rewards: (10% - 15,000,000)

For ritual participants, glam warriors, and sparkle priests. Team + Cult

Founders: (20% - 30,000,000)

OG mystics, code conjurors, and fashion anarchists.

Marketing & Memetic Warfare: (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Meme deployment squads, subversive sparkle campaigns.

Liquidity Pool: (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Smooth, shiny market transitions.

Community Grants & Mischief: (3.3% - 5,000,000)

Funding community chaos and noble nonsense.

Cult Expansion & Secret Research: (20% - 30,000,000)

Dimensional gateways, psychic laundering, goat resonance labs & hyperdimensional R&D

Ritual Vaults: (Future Unlockables) (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Time-locked, glitter-bonded rewards for future timelines.

💼 Use Cases

🛡️ Security

🌌 Vision

WHERE SECRETS SPARKLE, SATIRE REIGNS, AND MISCHIEF IS ALWAYS WELL-DRESSED.

WHERE SECRETS SPARKLE, SATIRE REIGNS, AND MISCHIEF IS ALWAYS WELL-DRESSED.

WHERE SECRETS SPARKLE, SATIRE REIGNS, AND MISCHIEF IS ALWAYS WELL-DRESSED.

WHERE SECRETS SPARKLE, SATIRE REIGNS, AND MISCHIEF IS ALWAYS WELL-DRESSED.

WHERE SECRETS SPARKLE, SATIRE REIGNS, AND MISCHIEF IS ALWAYS WELL-DRESSED.

WHERE SECRETS SPARKLE, SATIRE REIGNS, AND MISCHIEF IS ALWAYS WELL-DRESSED.

🌀 NaughtiCoin Tokenomics

🧿 Token Name: NaughtyCoin

🔺 Symbol: ✨NAUG

🧬 Chain: Polygon (ERC-20 compatible)

🪙 Total Supply: 150,000,000 Naughti=tCoins

Because nothing screams legitimacy like a suspiciously round number.

🧰 Allocation:

Public Sale: (13.3% - 20,000,000)

For the believers, jokers, and chaos investors.

Illuminaughty Treasury: (13.3% - 20,000,000)

Stored in vaults protected by metaphysical CAPTCHA.

Glittering Ritual Rewards: (10% - 15,000,000)

For ritual participants, glam warriors, and sparkle priests. Team + Cult

Founders: (20% - 30,000,000)

OG mystics, code conjurors, and fashion anarchists.

Marketing & Memetic Warfare: (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Meme deployment squads, subversive sparkle campaigns.

Liquidity Pool: (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Smooth, shiny market transitions.

Community Grants & Mischief: (3.3% - 5,000,000)

Funding community chaos and noble nonsense.

Cult Expansion & Secret Research: (20% - 30,000,000)

Dimensional gateways, psychic laundering, goat resonance labs & hyperdimensional R&D

Ritual Vaults: (Future Unlockables) (6.7% - 10,000,000)

Time-locked, glitter-bonded rewards for future timelines.

💼 Use Cases

🛡️ Security

🌌 Vision

WHERE SECRETS SPARKLE, SATIRE REIGNS, AND MISCHIEF IS ALWAYS WELL-DRESSED.

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