Version 2.0. Updated during a kombucha-fueled prophecy.

We collect only the weird stuff you give us, don’t sell your data to lizard people (or anyone else), and treat your info like sacred goat-scrolls: with absurd levels of respect and occasional glitter.

We are the IllumiNaughty, a suspiciously disorganized group of subversive creatives, tech goblins, and potentially sentient goats. Our official mailing address is technically a haunted Chuck E. Cheese, but legally we operate under:

Blackthorn Press & Concept Jane Pty Ltd
Australia (a real place, we promise)

We may collect the following—voluntarily or via mild internet osmosis:

• Name or nickname (or interdimensional handle)
   
• Email address (if you sign up or send us vibes)
   
• Messages or submissions (like feedback, fan art, memes, confessions)
   
• Browsing behavior (like what pages you viewed while questioning reality)
   
• Goat interactions (just kidding... mostly)
   

We do NOT collect:

• Credit card details
   
• Blood samples
   
• Your soul (unless you click “Yes” on the modal that says “Sell Soul for Bonus Content” — we warned you.)
   

To be completely transparent, we only use your info for:

• Sending you updates, memes, and prophecies
   
• Improving the site experience
   
• Responding to inquiries or fan mail
   
• Summoning good vibes via newsletter spells
   
• Occasionally analyzing traffic patterns using ethically-sourced cookies (chocolate chip preferred)
   

No. We don’t sell, rent, barter, or whisper your data to shadowy overlords, Big Tech, or sentient vending machines. We might, however, share anonymous data with:

• Trusted digital services like website analytics (e.g. Google Analytics)
   
• AI bots that make spreadsheets cry (for internal use only)
   
• Our legal goat Gary, if legally compelled via astral subpoena
   

Yes, we use cookies. No, not the crunchy kind (though Carl occasionally leaves actual cookies in the server room).

Cookies help us:

• Understand traffic
   
• Save your preferences
   
• Fuel our dream of one day baking a sentient website
   

You can disable cookies in your browser settings. We won’t take it personally (but Gary might).

Under various privacy laws (GDPR, CCPA, Sacred Goat Accord of 2013), you may have the right to:

• Access the data we have on you
   
• Ask us to update or delete it
   
• Request a spiritual audit of your digital footprint
   
• Unsubscribe from our emails and newsletter chants at any time
   

To do any of the above, email us at:
📧  illuminaughty@gmail.com
(We reply in Morse code, interpretive dance, or within 72 hours.)

We take security seriously (even if we rarely take anything else seriously). Your info is stored on encrypted servers protected by:

• Firewalls
   
• Passwords longer than a prophecy
   
• Two-factor authentication via goat stare
   

We also do periodic cleanses (both digital and sage-based).

If you’re under 13, please get parental/guardian/chaos wizard permission before interacting with our site. We don’t knowingly collect data from younglings, even if they have great meme taste.

We update this policy when the stars align or when legally required. Changes will appear here and may be shouted into the void via newsletter.

Last updated: April 8, 2025

Email us at:
📧 illuminaughty@gmail.com
We promise to respond with kindness, clarity, and zero corporate jargon.

May the Bleat Be With You.
This Privacy Policy was partially dictated by Gary the Goat while on a salt-fueled vision quest.