Version 3.33 – Now with 17% more goat.

Welcome to the official web domain of IllumiNaughty (“the Site”), operated by Blackthorn Press in association with Concept Jane Pty Ltd ("us", "we", or "the Glorious Cabal"). Before you step into this pixelated temple of subversive nonsense, please read these Terms and Conditions carefully. By using this website, you agree to the following. If you do not agree, please back away slowly and blame it on Mercury retrograde.

By accessing this Site, you agree to be bound by:

• These Terms and Conditions
   
• Any future versions carved into ancient pizza crusts
   
• All applicable goat-based laws (see Appendix G.O.A.T.)
   
• And the Cosmic Vibe Check™
   

You must be at least 13 years old or have been cosmically rebirthed through glitter and memes. If you're underage or a lizard in disguise, please consult your lawyer or cult chaperone before proceeding.

All content on this site, including text, images, ideas, memes, haikus, conspiracy charts, goat theories, and cursed spreadsheets, are protected by copyright. You may:

• Share with attribution.
   
• Remix with chaos.
   
• Never sell without permission from Gary (and us).
   

Unauthorized commercial use will result in Gary showing up at your next Zoom call. With notes.

You agree NOT to:

• Use the Site for evil (light mischief is okay).
   
• Summon anything using site metadata.
   
• Reverse engineer our snack recipes.
   
• Pretend to be Chad. We have one Chad. That’s enough.
   

This Site is for entertainment, satirical enlightenment, and accidental awakenings only. We are not liable for:

• Existential crises.
   
• Spontaneous goat sightings.
   
• Your decision to tattoo our memes on your thigh.
   
• Lost time loops caused by macro-enabled PowerPoints.
   

We may link to or embed content from alternate timelines, rogue TikToks, or unverified blogs. We do not control or endorse them. Proceed with curiosity and goat protection amulets.

If you send us ideas, files, photos, haikus, or digital artifacts:

• You grant us an eternal, interdimensional, royalty-free license to remix it with glitter.
   
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We respect your right to anonymity — unless you're a time traveler or spam bot. See our Privacy Policy (written entirely in wingdings) for more.

We may revoke your access at any time for reasons including but not limited to:

• Violating the Terms.
   
• Being a vibe killer.
   
• Attempting to explain the joke.
   

These Terms are governed by:

• The laws of the known universe,
   
• Australian law (specifically from the jurisdiction of Glitterlandia),
   
• And any floating tribunal recognized by Gary the Goat.
   

Need to reach out? Whisper your message into a mason jar and bury it under the next full moon… or email us like a normal person at:
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By using this Site, you acknowledge that:

1. You are weird.
    
2. We are weird.
    
3. Together, we make excellent trouble.
    

Now proceed. Confuse responsibly.