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NaughtiCoin is the world's first meme-fueled, goat-blessed, anti-establishment digital token designed for mischief, miracles, and maybe brunch. Forged in a data mine beneath a haunted Chuck E. Cheese and coded during a Mercury retrograde, NaughtyCoin is not just a cryptocurrency — it's a conspiracy with a ledger.
NaughtiCoin is not just a cryptocurrency — it’s a conspiracy with a ledger.
It currently holds no real-world monetary value...
Yet.
(But when the markets align, the memes awaken, and the goat bleats thrice, who knows?)
Backed by nothing but vibes, glitter, and suspiciously fluctuating karma, it’s the only token officially accepted in the Forbidden Spreadsheet™, Gary’s snack stash, and select vending machines during full moons.
“When Saturn squared my moon and I dropped a NaughtiCoin into the leyline slot… I ascended. Also my phone updated.”
NaughtyCoin is not a security, a security blanket, or an emotionally stable asset. The value of NaughtiCoin may go up, down, sideways, or open a portal. Use responsibly.
Do not eat.
Illuminaughty
📍 Illuminaughty Headquarters 🌎 Public Front (Misdirection HQ) Million Life Melbourne Central, Coop's Shot Tower, Melbourne VIC 3004 (Enter through the claw machine marked "OUT OF ORDER") 🕯️ Secret Command Post (Actual HQ) Rhonda’s Basement Exact address redacted due to high levels of mystical printer activity. (Somewhere between a box of tarot cards and a sentient humidifier.) 🛰️ Digital HQ (Proxy Node) Gary’s Toaster Last seen glitching in an Oslo smart kitchen. Whispers in binary. Screams in burnt sourdough. 🐐 Field Office (Occasionally Mobile) Inside a Goat-Shaped Constellation Visible only to those who believe. Best viewed during Retrograde. Bring glitter.
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