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📍 Illuminaughty Headquarters 🌎 Public Front (Misdirection HQ) Million Life Melbourne Central, Coop's Shot Tower, Melbourne VIC 3004 (Enter through the claw machine marked "OUT OF ORDER") 🕯️ Secret Command Post (Actual HQ) Rhonda’s Basement Exact address redacted due to high levels of mystical printer activity. (Somewhere between a box of tarot cards and a sentient humidifier.) 🛰️ Digital HQ (Proxy Node) Gary’s Toaster Last seen glitching in an Oslo smart kitchen. Whispers in binary. Screams in burnt sourdough. 🐐 Field Office (Occasionally Mobile) Inside a Goat-Shaped Constellation Visible only to those who believe. Best viewed during Retrograde. Bring glitter.
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